This poem is titled, Time. Spoken by SUE 9000, HAL 9000's girlfriend.

Channel: Strange

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Tags: Time | girlfriend | Sue 9000 | hal 9000

Tomorrow, March 14th is officially Steak & BJ day also known as Valentine's Day for men. You may want to send this reminder video to your girlfriend so she's prepared for tomorrow.

Channel: Funny

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Tags: Valentine's | girlfriend | March 14th

I like this video because its so true, it drives me crazy that I cant use swear words in my texts. I'm sick of calling my ex girl friend a DUCKING AUNT.

Channel: Funny

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Tags: Swearing | Girlfriend | Aunt

my girlfriend drunk on new years making up new words

Channel: Funny

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Tags: donezo | drunk | girlfriend

I'm guessing the boyfriend bought both of the cars. She's a frickin' psycho!

Channel: People

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Tags: girlfriend | crazy | cars | crash

She just lost 17 years of her life.

Channel: Funny

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Tags: scare | girlfriend | funny

This chick has a funny reaction when her boyfriend jumps out and scares the hell out of her. If you can top this scare send it in and the best video over the next week Ill toss up on the homepage.

Channel: Funny

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Tags: girlfriend | jump | Reaction | scare | scream

Nick Frost of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz fame gets caught leering at another woman. For some reason his girl doesn't seem too happy.

Channel: Funny

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Tags: girlfriend | funny | jealousy

Hey guys, this lady is available! Not too many qualities here she is looking for.

Channel: STs

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Tags: | The | perfect | girlfriend

jessi

Channel: Misc

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Tags: girlfriend | hot | beautiful | wonderful | girl | jessica