Winter Olympics 2002 in Utah as told by SNL

Channel: Funny

Watched 2775 times.

Tags: SNL | Saturday Night Live | Mormons | Mormon | LDS 2002 Winter Olympics

Breasty woman was sitting at the hospitals waiting room waiting for news about her teenage son who was bitten by a rottweiler dog. See her thighs and jeans pants with the red blouse she was wearing that hid her voluminous boobs. Constantly shook her feet as a sign of desperation, nervousness and willingness to know more about her son, eventhough doctors told her it was just a little scratch from the dogs teeth. She made several phone calls to her husband to come along a see their son, but time passed and her husband hurried and cared little. http://www.metropolitanvoyeur.com

Channel: Babes

Watched 2096 times.

Tags: bitten | blouse | breast | cross | dog | lady | legs | mature | milf | mother | shake | son | thigh

What if we stopped lying and just told the truth...?

Channel: Misc

Watched 5482 times.

Tags: 18+ | man | men | guy | really | lying | lies | truth | funny

I've been told my tongue is cool.

Channel: Funny

Watched 9449 times.

Tags: long | tongue | tricks

Featured Cheater : YTWatchdog aka JimmyJimJimJoeBob aka Channel072 JimmyJimJimJoeBob Channel http://www.youtube.com/jimmyjimjimjoebob Channel072 Channel http://www.youtube.com/Channel072 This is in response to your "Featured Cheater" video you did on me. I told you not to expose me as Insult Alien until I took 100% control over URANUS or you would be sorry. Now you must pay, Dallas. To be continued... Sincerely, Trevwhore

Channel: People

Watched 1538 times.

Tags: YTWatchdog | aka | JimmyJimJimJoeBob | cheater

please use the follow Links for more Info! Police has ident the Gunman! http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=48858 http://www.vt.edu/ - VA Tech Univeristy http://cnn.com - CNN http://www.foxnews.com - Fox News http://abcnews.go.com/ - ABC News http://orf.at - ORF (Austrian TV, German) Two very interesting and informative articles on the Virginia Tech Shootings... from ( http://youtube.com/ConnectingEffect ) http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/160407blackop.htm http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/170407Problem.htm 33 dead in Virginia Tech shooting At least 33 people, including the suspected gunman, were killed in a shooting rampage at Virginia Tech university. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Virginia Tech students described the mayhem on campus on Monday and criticized officials for not shutting the university down quickly enough after 33 people were killed including a gunman. * Andrew Gisch, a second-year student, was walking across a quadrangle listening to his iPod when he heard "a big bang." "I recognized the sound of gunfire but was mostly confused .... I looked around at the other students on the drillfield, most of them confused like myself....it clicked in everyone's head immediately the sound we heard was a gun shot and everyone started running. I went back to the dorm, locked the door, and turned on the news." * Daniel Smith said he was aware of shootings at other schools but he never thought it could happen at this university It hits you in the heart. It's more of a shock to me because I'm an engineering major and when that list (victims' names) comes out, I know I'm going to see some friends on there and its scaring me inside right now." * Jason Piatt criticized the way university officials reacted after the first shooting. "I'm pretty outraged that someone died in a shooting in a dorm at 7 o'clock in the morning and the first e-mail about it had no mention of locking down the campus, no mention of canceling classes," Piatt told CNN. "They just mentioned that they were investigating a shooting," he said. "That's pretty ridiculous. Meanwhile, while they sent out that e-mail, 21 people got killed." * Matt Waldron, a student and football player, said one of the many calls of concern he had received was from Iraq. "He's a friend that called from Iraq and was putting out his concerns to everybody over here. He's a soldier over there, and was just wondering and making sure everybody's OK," Waldron told CNN. * Justin Merrifield said he noticed four police cars and a girl crying in front of West Ambler Johnston Hall, the dormitory where the first shooting occurred, at about 9 a.m. But he did not realize the magnitude of the crisis until he arrived at his 10 a.m. class. "We were inside the classroom maybe five or 10 minutes and our teacher never showed up," said Merrifield, 21, a senior majoring in animal science. "Somebody came in and said the place is on lock-down. And when the teacher never showed up and we found out we were on lock-down, we all took off running." Students were alerted by announcements over campus loudspeakers, he said. "There was a voice that just kept repeating, 'Gunman on campus, stay indoors, get away from windows,' over and over, basically," said Merrifield. ((Writing by Philip Barbara; editing by Chris Wilson; World Desk Washington 703-898-8457) Breaking News 16.04.2007 More about @ http://reuters.com ______________________ operation05.com Comment Pater noster, qui es in caelis: Sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum: fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo, et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie: Et demitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem. Sed libera nos a malo. NON NOBIS DOMINE NON NOBIS SED NOMINI TUO DA GLORIAM Amen. F, franz Die Taufe ward vor Höllenqual. Der schrieb der erste von dem Gral. Ein Heide war er vaterhalb, Flegetanis, der noch ein Kalb Anbetete, als wär es Gott. ???? ????? ???? veritas vos liberabit. V A M

Channel: Misc

Watched 2047 times.

Tags: Virginia | Tech | university | massacre | 33 | killed

A glimpse of the remarkable father-son bond of Dick and Rick Hoyt, and their inspirational journey together in a triathlon and life itself. Twenty years ago Rick Hoyt ran a 5k while pushing his disabled son in a wheelchair. After the race his son told him that while racing he did not feel disabled. They have since competed in over a hundred triathlons and marathons together. Truely Remarkable and Inspirational.

Channel: Strange

Watched 66715 times.

Tags: inspirational | dad | triathlon | marathon

I told you a hundred times that this chair is mine!

Channel: Funny

Watched 9364 times.

Tags: classroom | slapped | college life

This is pretty funny. These girls talk guys into helping them with a TV promo. The guys are told to act crazy and read from queue cards. The queue cards are changed to promo a gay network.

Channel: Pranks

Watched 22499 times.

Tags: pranks | comedy

A guy is introducing his new invention, the fart deodorizer, how he kept a straight face while presenting it I do not know. At least he told the whole world about his wife's farts.

Channel: Funny

Watched 8359 times.

Tags: inventions