My ears are bleeding after this demonstration of everything you shouldn't say outside of your own house.
Channel: Sport
Watched 7357 times.
Tags: hockey | mother | parenting
Manchester United 7-1 AS Rome!
Manchester United produced one of the most stunning European performances of all time at Old Trafford to overwhelm Roma 7-1 and book a Champions League semi-final meeting with AC Milan or Bayern Munich. In 20 years as United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson has seen and done virtually everything. But never, in five previous attempts, has he presided over a Champions League knockout stage win from a first-leg defeat. And never, ever, has he seen one of his teams go out against the Italian masters of defence and score seven times. On one of those once-in-a-lifetime nights when everything goes right, the Red Devils were unbelievably four up at half-time. By the end they had a truly magnificent seven, with Michael Carrick and Cristiano Ronaldo getting two each, Alan Smith, Wayne Rooney and Patrice Evra just the one. Trailing by a single goal from the first leg, the result represented United's biggest European win since they defeated Irish minnows Waterford by the same scoreline on the first stage of their run to the 1968 Final. It was more than enough to take Ferguson's men into the last four for the first time since 2002, a win all the more remarkable because they were missing at least four automatic members of the Scot's first-choice line-up. As the hosts headed off down the tunnel at half-time, their joyous supporters cheered themselves hoarse, wondering, perhaps, whether they had just witnessed the most amazing 45 minutes of European football this ground has ever seen. After surviving a couple of early scares, United hit Roma like a whirlwind. The football they produced simply took the breath away. The usual protagonists were to the fore as expected, but so too were Darren Fletcher, who probably only got his chance because Paul Scholes was suspended, and Carrick, who scored the first, played a major role in the second and at a stroke swept away the doubters who believed at #18.6million, the summer signing from Tottenham was far too expensive. Carrick set United on their way in nerveless fashion, collecting Ronaldo's square pass, then advancing on the Roma goal. Alexander Doni may look back and feel he got his angles wrong but in offering Carrick a clear sight of his top left-hand corner, he committed goalkeeping suicide. The midfielder gleefully dispatched a curling shot to light the blue touch paper on the end of which Roma's Champions League dream was burnt to a frazzle. The home crowd were still buzzing when Carrick laid an exquisite pass to Rooney, who instantly flicked the ball onto Ryan Giggs. The Welshman's through ball deflected off Cristian Chivu to Smith. In smashing home his shot, the Yorkshireman was banishing 14 months of injury hell. He was also scoring his first United goal since November 2005 and his first in this competition since netting for Leeds against Deportivo La Coruna at the same stage six years ago. Roma were still reeling when they were hit by another thunderbolt as Ronaldo released Giggs, whose cross was flicked into the far corner by Rooney. Having scored his first goal in 18 Champions League games a week ago, the England man suddenly has a taste for it. So too, Ronaldo, who prior to this onslaught had never scored a goal in the competition but had predicted in a pre-match programme interview his time was coming. It proved to be a fairly accurate assessment of the situation too as he collected the ball from Giggs two minutes before the break, attacked Chivu with his usual directness and slammed the ball into the bottom corner. And that, for the first half at least, was that. The incredulous Roma contingent could not quite believe what had happened. Their supporters, who had not exactly enjoyed the most hospitable Manchester welcome, tried to make the best of it. But their misery was not complete. Rooney began the second period with a fizzing shot Doni flicked over. Giggs' corner was half cleared but when Rooney ferried a pass back to the Welshman, he drilled a low cross to the far post where Ronaldo was waiting to bundle it home. A sixth followed on the hour as Carrick collected Gabriel Heinze's pass and arrowed a shot into the top corner which was even better than his first effort. Daniele de Rossi pulled one back for Roma but Evra soon cancelled it out to complete the rout. Manchester United - AS Rome : 7-1 (1-2)Buts : Carrick (9eme, 60eme), Smith (17eme), Rooney (19eme), C.Ronaldo (44eme, 49eme), Evra (81eme) pour Manchester United - De Rossi (69eme) pour l'AS Rome.
Channel: Sport
Watched 3069 times.
Tags: Manchester | United | vs | AS | Roma | Carrick | Smith | Rooney | Giggs | Cristiano | Ronaldo | Evra | DeRossi | Scholes | Champions | League | MU
Are you bored? Why don't you shoot a sleeping guy in the air?
Channel: Pranks
Watched 23903 times.
Tags: catapult | what are friends for | pranks
Hippo and Dog - The Lion sleeps Tonight. Very well done Animation.
Channel: Animals
Watched 29074 times.
Tags: animation | dogs | singing
Not the best way to wake up from your beauty sleep!
Channel: Pranks
Watched 24673 times.
Tags: what are friends for | pranks
A friend straps black cat fireworks to his sleeping buddys leg. Fireworks, the toys of the mischief makers.
Channel: Explosions and Crashes
Watched 19895 times.
Tags: what are friends for | fireworks
This is definately not a nice thing to do to a sleeping person. Still funny though.
Channel: Pranks
Watched 16994 times.
Tags: fire | what are friends for
Hulk Hogan knocks Richard Belzer unconscious with a sleeper hold on "Hot Properties." Belzer then tempted death further by trying to sue the Hulkster.
Channel: Funny
Watched 69590 times.
Tags: wrestling | television | hulk hogan | interviewer
The best bit of the whole clip is when the Mental Patient is fleeing on foot and just bulldozes his way through a hedge. Fast runner. Not such a quick thinker.
Channel: Strange
Watched 12756 times.
Tags: police chase | surveillance
We see a lot of "sleeper" videos around here, but this Beetle is one of the better ones to come our way. The fact that it's thrashed and ugly is just perfect.
Channel: Cars
Watched 24385 times.
Tags: drag racing | cars | vw