Starring Dennis Woodruff. A traveler from 27 galaxies away visits Earth, seeking knowledge to save his dying planet but things go wrong, terribly wrong.

Channel: Funny

Watched 972 times.

Tags: dennis woodruff | spaceman | idiotsavant

Take special attention how this fine and delicate venezuelan cutie manages to scavenge a trashed water bottle into her possesion in order to take it into her flight. Due to ridiculous airport security checkpoint requirements concerning bottle water, ingenious latina chicks have to resort to these tactics in order to bring drinking water into airplanes. After discarding some paper in the trashcan, this marvelous fine lady finds out that there is a plastic bottled water under the seat she was sitting on. She discreetly picks it up and inspects the bottle's mouth. Then, tries to clean it with her hands. She even read the brand of the water printed on the label and finally decides to take a sip of water. Being thirsty, she keeps on drinking from that water bottle not caring at all who was the previous consumer/owner of that bottle. To get better, she now decides to adopt the plastic bottle and carefully slips it inside her backpack ready to travel back to Venezuela with that bottle. To get better, she now decides to adopt the plastic bottle and carefully slips it inside her backpack ready to travel back to Venezuela with that bottle. Sometimes I wish I were a plastic bottle, so chicks like her can lull me into her mouth and carry me between her arms while my spout keeps pointing directly to her mouth every time she carries me.

Channel: Babes

Watched 1234 times.

Tags: venezuela | chick | babe | cutie | water | bottle | drink | thrash | airport | security | checkpoint | latina | spout

When Frank, Jenine and Kristen finally boarded, the nice flight ticket checking momentarily halted Kristen's ticket, but checking it more up close she let them board the plane without complications. They later farewell us before entering the jetway.

Channel: Babes

Watched 893 times.

Tags: flight | ticket | attendant | farewell | bye

please use the follow Links for more Info! Police has ident the Gunman! http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=48858 http://www.vt.edu/ - VA Tech Univeristy http://cnn.com - CNN http://www.foxnews.com - Fox News http://abcnews.go.com/ - ABC News http://orf.at - ORF (Austrian TV, German) Two very interesting and informative articles on the Virginia Tech Shootings... from ( http://youtube.com/ConnectingEffect ) http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/160407blackop.htm http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/170407Problem.htm 33 dead in Virginia Tech shooting At least 33 people, including the suspected gunman, were killed in a shooting rampage at Virginia Tech university. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Virginia Tech students described the mayhem on campus on Monday and criticized officials for not shutting the university down quickly enough after 33 people were killed including a gunman. * Andrew Gisch, a second-year student, was walking across a quadrangle listening to his iPod when he heard "a big bang." "I recognized the sound of gunfire but was mostly confused .... I looked around at the other students on the drillfield, most of them confused like myself....it clicked in everyone's head immediately the sound we heard was a gun shot and everyone started running. I went back to the dorm, locked the door, and turned on the news." * Daniel Smith said he was aware of shootings at other schools but he never thought it could happen at this university It hits you in the heart. It's more of a shock to me because I'm an engineering major and when that list (victims' names) comes out, I know I'm going to see some friends on there and its scaring me inside right now." * Jason Piatt criticized the way university officials reacted after the first shooting. "I'm pretty outraged that someone died in a shooting in a dorm at 7 o'clock in the morning and the first e-mail about it had no mention of locking down the campus, no mention of canceling classes," Piatt told CNN. "They just mentioned that they were investigating a shooting," he said. "That's pretty ridiculous. Meanwhile, while they sent out that e-mail, 21 people got killed." * Matt Waldron, a student and football player, said one of the many calls of concern he had received was from Iraq. "He's a friend that called from Iraq and was putting out his concerns to everybody over here. He's a soldier over there, and was just wondering and making sure everybody's OK," Waldron told CNN. * Justin Merrifield said he noticed four police cars and a girl crying in front of West Ambler Johnston Hall, the dormitory where the first shooting occurred, at about 9 a.m. But he did not realize the magnitude of the crisis until he arrived at his 10 a.m. class. "We were inside the classroom maybe five or 10 minutes and our teacher never showed up," said Merrifield, 21, a senior majoring in animal science. "Somebody came in and said the place is on lock-down. And when the teacher never showed up and we found out we were on lock-down, we all took off running." Students were alerted by announcements over campus loudspeakers, he said. "There was a voice that just kept repeating, 'Gunman on campus, stay indoors, get away from windows,' over and over, basically," said Merrifield. ((Writing by Philip Barbara; editing by Chris Wilson; World Desk Washington 703-898-8457) Breaking News 16.04.2007 More about @ http://reuters.com ______________________ operation05.com Comment Pater noster, qui es in caelis: Sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum: fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo, et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie: Et demitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem. Sed libera nos a malo. NON NOBIS DOMINE NON NOBIS SED NOMINI TUO DA GLORIAM Amen. F, franz Die Taufe ward vor Höllenqual. Der schrieb der erste von dem Gral. Ein Heide war er vaterhalb, Flegetanis, der noch ein Kalb Anbetete, als wär es Gott. ???? ????? ???? veritas vos liberabit. V A M

Channel: Misc

Watched 1998 times.

Tags: Virginia | Tech | university | massacre | 33 | killed

Hippos just established themselves as the coolest animal on the planet.

Channel: Animals

Watched 22798 times.

Tags: hippo | crocodile | what are friends for

Holy crap I wouldnt want to be on this plane during take off - its not a fighter jet dear pilot.

Channel: Funny

Watched 14311 times.

Tags: lucky escapes | jet | pilot

This bird stuns the people of the animal planet with its ability to talk and copy other animal sounds.

Channel: Animals

Watched 10818 times.

Tags: birds | contest | freaky animals

Projecting Images Onto an Invisible Plane Of Compressed Air. Some of the 3d hologram illusions are awesome!

Channel: Science and Technology

Watched 11385 times.

Tags: inventions | technology

This Plane lands with the front wheels twisting sideways. Nice effort on controlling the land.

Channel: Strange

Watched 9627 times.

Tags: flying | lucky escapes | news

This pretty much sums up what we do to our planet. Well my Planet. Whatever.

Channel: Pranks

Watched 8200 times.

Tags: comedy | user created