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Me in my bedroom touching myself

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Hip-hop music video

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I claimed myself the prank king to my friends and i ALWAYS fuka round with them...so this time they took it upon themselves to fuk around with me.

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I know where this wall is. I actually walked into it myself last night. Twice.

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I want to say best use yet....but cant bring myself to utter those words.

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This Stop Motion Animation takes you into another world. In this world no physical laws count. The only laws that count are the laws of the Animator. I animated myself through my house and the city of Breda, the Netherlands. It took me 6 months to complete. That is mainly because of the weather. It wasn't always suitable to shoot my scenes. The song I used is called Chinois by DJ Aphrodite and can be found on the record Aftershock. Enjoy! I would like to know what you think about it.

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I'm a single dad. I'm new to this whole "fatherhood" thing, but I think I'm getting pretty good at it! Here, I show my baby boy the fundamentals of gun safety. Not that I ever learned them myself ...

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I want to recognize myself in this

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That's right. I said it. :P I'm not perfect myself, you know. Just look at my toe. :( Thanks to David (http://youtube.com/profileuser=mysticfm) for his rendition of my "theme music". Check his channel if you want to see him playing it full screen. Thanks to Amateur Astronaut (www.youtube.com/profileuser=amateurastronaut) for writing a script for that allows me to download a randmized list of subscribers to keep my d'Art lottery board updated. Also Thank you to everybody else who sent me randomization solutions, suggestions, links, etc! The rules of my d'Art lottery: Every subscriber has a chance to win. I update my board with new subscribers every week. If the dart lands on your name you have to contact me by Wednesday to claim it. Use YouTube's messaging system so I know for sure it's really you :). Remember that I post videos every Sunday and You have untill that Wednesday to claim it. BUY THE PAINTING ON EBAY http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZvalsartdiaryQQhtZ-1 BUY THE PRINT AT DEVIANT ART http://valsartdiary.deviantart.com/store/

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please use the follow Links for more Info! Police has ident the Gunman! http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=48858 http://www.vt.edu/ - VA Tech Univeristy http://cnn.com - CNN http://www.foxnews.com - Fox News http://abcnews.go.com/ - ABC News http://orf.at - ORF (Austrian TV, German) Two very interesting and informative articles on the Virginia Tech Shootings... from ( http://youtube.com/ConnectingEffect ) http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/160407blackop.htm http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/170407Problem.htm 33 dead in Virginia Tech shooting At least 33 people, including the suspected gunman, were killed in a shooting rampage at Virginia Tech university. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Virginia Tech students described the mayhem on campus on Monday and criticized officials for not shutting the university down quickly enough after 33 people were killed including a gunman. * Andrew Gisch, a second-year student, was walking across a quadrangle listening to his iPod when he heard "a big bang." "I recognized the sound of gunfire but was mostly confused .... I looked around at the other students on the drillfield, most of them confused like myself....it clicked in everyone's head immediately the sound we heard was a gun shot and everyone started running. I went back to the dorm, locked the door, and turned on the news." * Daniel Smith said he was aware of shootings at other schools but he never thought it could happen at this university It hits you in the heart. It's more of a shock to me because I'm an engineering major and when that list (victims' names) comes out, I know I'm going to see some friends on there and its scaring me inside right now." * Jason Piatt criticized the way university officials reacted after the first shooting. "I'm pretty outraged that someone died in a shooting in a dorm at 7 o'clock in the morning and the first e-mail about it had no mention of locking down the campus, no mention of canceling classes," Piatt told CNN. "They just mentioned that they were investigating a shooting," he said. "That's pretty ridiculous. Meanwhile, while they sent out that e-mail, 21 people got killed." * Matt Waldron, a student and football player, said one of the many calls of concern he had received was from Iraq. "He's a friend that called from Iraq and was putting out his concerns to everybody over here. He's a soldier over there, and was just wondering and making sure everybody's OK," Waldron told CNN. * Justin Merrifield said he noticed four police cars and a girl crying in front of West Ambler Johnston Hall, the dormitory where the first shooting occurred, at about 9 a.m. But he did not realize the magnitude of the crisis until he arrived at his 10 a.m. class. "We were inside the classroom maybe five or 10 minutes and our teacher never showed up," said Merrifield, 21, a senior majoring in animal science. "Somebody came in and said the place is on lock-down. And when the teacher never showed up and we found out we were on lock-down, we all took off running." Students were alerted by announcements over campus loudspeakers, he said. "There was a voice that just kept repeating, 'Gunman on campus, stay indoors, get away from windows,' over and over, basically," said Merrifield. ((Writing by Philip Barbara; editing by Chris Wilson; World Desk Washington 703-898-8457) Breaking News 16.04.2007 More about @ http://reuters.com ______________________ operation05.com Comment Pater noster, qui es in caelis: Sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum: fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo, et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie: Et demitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem. Sed libera nos a malo. NON NOBIS DOMINE NON NOBIS SED NOMINI TUO DA GLORIAM Amen. F, franz Die Taufe ward vor Höllenqual. Der schrieb der erste von dem Gral. Ein Heide war er vaterhalb, Flegetanis, der noch ein Kalb Anbetete, als wär es Gott. ???? ????? ???? veritas vos liberabit. V A M

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