VideoVat clips for ridiculous (9 entries)
PLease don't watch if easliy offended. Funny names list read by Christine Crocker, a speaking avatar. Almost as stupid as part one, this is the 2nd list of 3.. There are 3
Channel: Strange
Watched 491 times.
Tags: Jokes | pranks | funny names | dirty jokes | prank | humor | stupid | comedy | ridiculous | Mike Hunt | Jenna Haze | lol
This fight is complete with knife licking, shirt tearing, gratuitous shirtlessness, and the best part is the girl with a broken arm who comes out of nowhere to save the day.
Channel: Violence
Watched 3537 times.
Tags: Ridiculous | fight | shirtlessness | silly | kung-fu
I wonder if they travel to the supermarket like this.
Channel: Performers and Skits
Watched 1061 times.
Tags: acrobats | bicycle
After watching this I am really tempted to join the Ukrainian army. Apparently they just drive around in tanks and pick up chicks. Can someone translate this?
Channel: Misc
Watched 170 times.
Tags: Ukrainian | Army | commercial
Take special attention how this fine and delicate venezuelan cutie manages to scavenge a trashed water bottle into her possesion in order to take it into her flight.
Due to ridiculous airport security checkpoint requirements concerning bottle water, ingenious latina chicks have to resort to these tactics in order to bring drinking water into airplanes.
After discarding some paper in the trashcan, this marvelous fine lady finds out that there is a plastic bottled water under the seat she was sitting on.
She discreetly picks it up and inspects the bottle's mouth. Then, tries to clean it with her hands.
She even read the brand of the water printed on the label and finally decides to take a sip of water.
Being thirsty, she keeps on drinking from that water bottle not caring at all who was the previous consumer/owner of that bottle.
To get better, she now decides to adopt the plastic bottle and carefully slips it inside her backpack ready to travel back to Venezuela with that bottle.
To get better, she now decides to adopt the plastic bottle and carefully slips it inside her backpack ready to travel back to Venezuela with that bottle.
Sometimes I wish I were a plastic bottle, so chicks like her can lull me into her mouth and carry me between her arms while my spout keeps pointing directly to her mouth every time she carries me.
Channel: Babes
Watched 1253 times.
Tags: venezuela | chick | babe | cutie | water | bottle | drink | thrash | airport | security | checkpoint | latina | spout
please use the follow Links for more Info! Police has ident the Gunman!
http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=48858
http://www.vt.edu/ - VA Tech Univeristy
http://cnn.com - CNN
http://www.foxnews.com - Fox News
http://abcnews.go.com/ - ABC News
http://orf.at - ORF (Austrian TV, German)
Two very interesting and informative articles on the Virginia Tech Shootings... from ( http://youtube.com/ConnectingEffect )
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/160407blackop.htm
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/april2007/170407Problem.htm
33 dead in Virginia Tech shooting
At least 33 people, including the suspected gunman, were killed in a shooting rampage at Virginia Tech university.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Virginia Tech students described the mayhem on campus on Monday and criticized officials for not shutting the university down quickly enough after 33 people were killed including a gunman.
* Andrew Gisch, a second-year student, was walking across a quadrangle listening to his iPod when he heard "a big bang."
"I recognized the sound of gunfire but was mostly confused .... I looked around at the other students on the drillfield, most of them confused like myself....it clicked in everyone's head immediately the sound we heard was a gun shot and everyone started running. I went back to the dorm, locked the door, and turned on the news."
* Daniel Smith said he was aware of shootings at other schools but he never thought it could happen at this university
It hits you in the heart. It's more of a shock to me because I'm an engineering major and when that list (victims' names) comes out, I know I'm going to see some friends on there and its scaring me inside right now."
* Jason Piatt criticized the way university officials reacted after the first shooting.
"I'm pretty outraged that someone died in a shooting in a dorm at 7 o'clock in the morning and the first e-mail about it had no mention of locking down the campus, no mention of canceling classes," Piatt told CNN.
"They just mentioned that they were investigating a shooting," he said. "That's pretty ridiculous. Meanwhile, while they sent out that e-mail, 21 people got killed."
* Matt Waldron, a student and football player, said one of the many calls of concern he had received was from Iraq.
"He's a friend that called from Iraq and was putting out his concerns to everybody over here. He's a soldier over there, and was just wondering and making sure everybody's OK," Waldron told CNN.
* Justin Merrifield said he noticed four police cars and a girl crying in front of West Ambler Johnston Hall, the dormitory where the first shooting occurred, at about 9 a.m. But he did not realize the magnitude of the crisis until he arrived at his 10 a.m. class.
"We were inside the classroom maybe five or 10 minutes and our teacher never showed up," said Merrifield, 21, a senior majoring in animal science. "Somebody came in and said the place is on lock-down. And when the teacher never showed up and we found out we were on lock-down, we all took off running."
Students were alerted by announcements over campus loudspeakers, he said.
"There was a voice that just kept repeating, 'Gunman on campus, stay indoors, get away from windows,' over and over, basically," said Merrifield.
((Writing by Philip Barbara; editing by Chris Wilson; World Desk Washington 703-898-8457)
Breaking News 16.04.2007
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Channel: Misc
Watched 2038 times.
Tags: Virginia | Tech | university | massacre | 33 | killed
Such stupid, ridiculous-looking animals. This is brilliant.
Channel: Animals
Watched 9751 times.
Tags: tamandua | kungfu
I've heard of survival of the fittest, but this is ridiculous. This poor Seagul was definitely in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Channel: Animals
Watched 16552 times.
Tags: birds | dolphin
The XIX Winter Games in Salt Lake City. This guy's story started out ridiculous and ended up being preposterous. Steven Bradbury on paper should never have made it past the quarter finals. He was able to advanced from the quarterfinals to the semifinals when a crash ended up giving him second place. As if that was not enough - he also advanced from the semifinals into the Olympic final the same way!
This clip show the 1000m Speed Skating Final. The Gold Medal Race! Anything is possible in Olympic competition!
Channel: Sport
Watched 26666 times.
Tags: skating | contest | australia